I should start by saying, I work at a small ISP. We serve undeserved areas where DSL and Cable may not be provided, to a lot of farmers and small townships. When I'm not doing work in the field, I try my best at tech support. So a little after 10AM this morning this call comes in:
Angry: MY INTERNET DOESN'T WORK, WHY DOESN'T IT WORK!
Me: Let me take a look at it for you sir, can I have the l
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A few years ago I was building an e-commerce website for a London-based company. The schedule was pretty hectic, but we pulled some all-nighters and got the shipment out in time for initial review.
After the review, the client CEO sends emails to me, my line manager and our CEO stating that we have hacked his website and intentionally added profanity and filth to the system. I was hauled down to explain our actions.
After calming the guys down to a conversational level, he showed me the "evidence" where, when the CEO enters information in the product search text box, it comes up with suggestions such as "inter-racial gang bang" when looking for "inter...". I calmly explained that the search box was named the same as that of Google's and that his search history was showing in the results.
The complaint was dropped without apologies or explanations.
Jeff - 08:13:43 May-11-2012
Ryan - 02:19:50 May-17-2012
What a dipshit.